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Articles by
Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi teaches English and writing at Ursinus College. Her book of humorous advice is called Lean the F*ck Out.
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September 27, 2024Making Plans on the Group Chat BINGO
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July 31, 2024Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
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July 22, 2024Sherwin-Williams Paint Color or Potential Kamala Harris Running Mate?
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July 22, 2024The Béchamel Test
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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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May 6, 2024Scout Badges for the Middle-Aged
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February 12, 2024You Should Give Me a Compliment Because I Will Take It Really Well
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January 12, 2024A Day in the Life of Today’s Parent, as Imagined by Grandparents
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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November 8, 2023An Apology to the Other Parents at Our Kids’ Bus Stop for How Incredibly Boring I Am
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner