The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi teaches English and writing at Ursinus College. Her book of humorous advice is called Lean the F*ck Out.
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February 11, 2025I’m Trying a Wild Experimental Diet Where I Restrict My Working Hours to Certain Times of the Day
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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September 27, 2024Making Plans on the Group Chat BINGO
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July 31, 2024Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
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July 22, 2024Sherwin-Williams Paint Color or Potential Kamala Harris Running Mate?
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July 22, 2024The Béchamel Test
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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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May 6, 2024Scout Badges for the Middle-Aged
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February 12, 2024You Should Give Me a Compliment Because I Will Take It Really Well
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January 12, 2024A Day in the Life of Today’s Parent, as Imagined by Grandparents
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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